Ever feel like you’re just going through the motions? A predictable cycle of start, stop, and repeat? I know something that does… and it’s far sexier than you’d think. Meet my newest role: a standard-issue yellow crash test dummy. But this one isn’t strapped into a driver’s seat for a mundane safety check. Oh no. This one is secured in a custom-built bondage chair, ready … Continue reading Bound for Impact: The Erotic Life of a Crash Test Dummy